I haven't done a top ten list for a while so I thought I would throw one in here. This is the top ten list of things I hope to never hear (again or ever) while foaling a mare!
10. Yuk, that tasted bad.
9. Is my crack showing?
8. Red bag.
7. Where's the nose?
6. high pitched screams
5. It's upside down!
4. I wonder what placenta would taste like?
3. Where's my wedding ring?
2. Breech
and the #1 thing I never want to hear during a foaling is:
There's another one coming (twin)!
Those were good!
ReplyDeletemine would have to be...
ReplyDelete10. We'll be back down here in 2 hours...
9. She just pooped on my arm!
8. We're gonna have to to this standing...get ready to catch!
7. Red bag...again.
6. %$#@*&@ !!!
5. What the heck is that!?
4. Hey, pull my pants up.
3. It's upside down!
2. She/He's crashing.
And the one I don't ever EVER want to hear again is...
1. We have to ship it.
Amber- Well said...those are all too real! Right?
ReplyDeleteReading these reminded me why I am afraid to foal one out at home, it has been a long time but brings back many memories. Marcia
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