May 1, 2010
Let's Get It On
Hello. This is Ringo the Raccoon. I am heer to air my greevances. I hurd the cats talking and think my mother is bringing a new critter to our home. I found a picture of the newborn thing on her compooter. It is a Hog of the Hedge. She will expect me to smile and play nice. She will require that I share. Well, I'm drawing a line in the litterbox- there will be no Mr. Nicey Face Fakey Bleeding Heart Lookin At The Cute Little Baby Hedgehog Raccoons at my house. I will beat him up if he so much as looks at my marshmallows. She is naming him Barry White and all I can say is, Baby Hedgehog- watch your step. I am the King Pin at Fields Quarter Horses and I am not looking for a deputy. Hedgehogs beware.
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Ahhhhwwwwww (sorry Ringo, he is just too cute!)
ReplyDeleteIs that cute or what! On the other hand, what were you thinking, Khris?!
ReplyDeleteRingo, play nice! Little Barry White will be a fine addition to the medley of creatures already around you!
ReplyDeleteProtect him from Jorge, the lonely llama.