Making Sunshine

This is the recipe for Sunshine...horse style.

Take one Palomino mare.
Add a sprinkle of Show Record.
Add a dash of high quality pedigree.
Shake well.
Mix with 2 parts Chevy semen.
Stir well with an insemination pipette.
Bake for 340 days.
Remove from heat promptly when timer goes off.
Should rise within 20 minutes.
Sugar lightly before serving and ENJOY!