October 22, 2009

Chevrything There Is To Know

This is chevrolutely chevrything there is to know about OHK Krymsun Zip!

Why is he called Chevy?
Chevy was the barn name assigned to this little sorrel stallion at the moment of his birth. Legend at our barn tells that it is bad luck to change a horse's name!

What does Chevy do for a living?
Chevy (well, with the help of his owners) sells his sperm to qualified, exceptional American Quarter Horses who are female who are interested in having his offspring. His sperm is shipped in doses of 1 billion squigglies to lovely Quarter Horse ladies all over the United States.

What does Chevy do for fun?
Chevy enjoys long walks in green grass and romantic dinners for himself and 50 or so ladies. He also likes to attend Quarter Horse shows to show off his athletic prowess.

Who is Chevy's favorite Doctor?
While Chevy gives honorable mention to Dr. Mather (his regular veterinarian) and Dr. Sheerin (his reproductive specialist), his favorite Doctor is Dr. Gregory House (from TV) because he's so smart.

What is Chevy's favorite food?
Chevy is a steak-and-potatoes-kind-of  horse. That means he likes hay and grain. His favorite between meal snack is a carrot. He tried to eat an apple once but found it was too much trouble.

Who are Chevy's role models?
Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods,  Jonas Salk,  Secretartat, and Kermit the Frog.

Where is  Chevy's dream vacation destination?
Vancouver. Definitely, Vancouver.

Does Chevy like to snuggle?
Yes. Mostly kittens or barn help but occassionally, he likes a blankie.

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